NATIONAL Slap Your Friend’s Ass Day

Slap your friend’s ass day is on July 28th so don’t forget to slap their ass

The definition of National Slap your Friend’s Ass Day is basically don’t pussy out and SMACK DAT BOOTY

by Jax1995 June 27, 2019

National kill your short friend day

today kill any one of ur friends that’s under 5’3

A: look it’s B!
C: so?
A: *kills B*
C: why would u do that wtf
A: no it’s ok it’s National kill your short friend day

by shortpeopleproblems October 5, 2020

april 13 national kiss day 2018

Kiss your crush and they cant back away!

YOU :I'm gonna kiss you
Crush:It is national kiss day(april 13 national kiss day 2018)

by Posidon1234 May 26, 2018

national blow your back out day

National Blow Your Back Out Day is on July 1st. People celebrate by getting their backs blown out.

I'm getting my back blown out ? Didn't you hear tomorrow is National Blow Your Back Out Day?!

by dadontori June 21, 2021

National Give a girl your hoodie day

October 15 is national give a girl your hoodie day. Give a hoodie to your gf or best girl friend it don’t matter just do it. It’s even better if they don’t have to ask for your hoodie because it makes it more meaningful.

(national give a girl your hoodie day rolls around)
guy: gives girl hoodie*
girl: has a blessed day*

by isaellcamachoo October 14, 2019

national eat all furries day

april 11th, get ready to eat every furry you can

*sees a furry in public*

person: hey, do you know what day it is
furry : no?
person : its national eat all furries day
furry : oh hell no *runs*

by yes this is very cool October 18, 2021

National Show Me Your Tits Day

Every May 17th on even number years is this holiday.

“Dude, I can’t believe it’s may 17th!”
“What does that mean?”
“It’s National Show Me Your Tits Day!”

by rubbermanrubberman May 17, 2020