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Cheese day

Cheese day is the day where you have to eat something with cheese.
Bob: Yo dude why are you eating cheese?
Arne: Its cheese day today.
Bob: Your lactose intolerant...
by Zen.berry's January 18, 2022
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Cheese Market

Smelly discharge from under the foreskin.

Smelly penis
"John's penis stunk last night, it was like going to the cheese market"

Boyfriend: "shall we go upstairs and you can visit the cheese market?
Girlfirend: Yes lets!
by mattwright1979 December 10, 2010
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cheese eater

A person who likes eating cheese. And is often white and obsessed with games like Minecraft. They also stink.
person1: you are such a cheese eater
person 2: ikr!!!!!!!!! *eats sock*
by chelsah November 15, 2022
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Cheese

a godly creation made from milk
1.Preparing the milk: Before it can be turned into cheese, the milk may need to be processed.
2.Acidifying the milk: Adding cultures to the milk allows it to begin to ferment and makes it more acidic.
3.Curdling the milk: Adding rennet causes a reaction that curdles the milk, creating curds.
4.Cutting the curd: Next, the cheesemaker cuts the curd with knives and heats it, further separating the curds and whey.
5.Processing the curd: Processing the curd through stirring, cooking and washing continue to acidify and dry the curds.
6.Draining the whey: Next, the whey is drained, leaving only a mat of cheese curds.
7.Cheddaring the cheese: The cheesemaker next cuts the curd mat into sections and repeatedly flips the sections before 8.milling the mat.
9.Salting the cheese: For some cheeses, the next is dry salting, and for others, it is brining.
10.Shaping the cheese: Next, cheesemakers shape the cheese, often using molds to assist.
11.Aging the cheese: Some cheeses are aged for anywhere from a number of days to a number of years.
Eating the perfect cheese may involve gollum-like behaviour
" i love cheese is that some mozzerella over there"
"yes? , why"
"because it's mine now"
by Oddd May 1, 2022
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mr. cheese

someone who can’t control themselves when drunk and believes they are talking sense in this state of mind even though nobody actually knows what they are talking about
yo look at mr. cheese over there, acting retarded
by Buckeyboi July 10, 2021
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Cheese

Food to eat for Milky People, and put on bunny cows
by uwgbrasscaptain2020 July 24, 2020
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