dirty haven

the act of leaving a shower, supposedly clean, but yet still smell like the underside of a rotten beaver covered in shit stains

Man someone pulled a dirty haven in the gym.

by The center of Collbran Job Cor August 17, 2015

dirty dishwasher

When you are performing anal on someone and you pull out your penis and have then perform oral.

I was banging this chic in the ass, and I pulled it out and she gave me a dirty dishwasher.

by EZ August 1, 2003

Dirty Andy

To defecate into a Cantelope, and crack an egg into your partners Gaping Anus, while jackhammering their eroded Bologna hole from off of a ladder.

I came home from work early and found my wife getting a Dirty Andy from the neighbor. They didn't even put my ladder back, Phil.

by Kronikunt420 October 4, 2018

Dirty Spider

A sexual act in which you do doggystyle up against a wall, before you climax you pull out and ram your dick into the girl's ass as hard as you can, she'll scream and climb the wall like a spider.

Guy 1: "Dude I totally dirty spidered her last night!"
Guy 2 "Oh that's why she can't walk properly today"

by chaosxcv August 9, 2018

Dirty David

When a guy wearing a yellow poncho is dying right in front of you and the only thing you can do to save him is give him a rim job.

I was walking down that back alley and I saw the lights going out in this piss stained tramps eyes. I couldn’t see a defibrillator so I rushed over and gave him a Dirty David, perked him up right away.

by Trx791 August 20, 2019

Dirty Mike

The stain left on the toilet bowl after the poop has been flushed.

I just Dirty Mike'd that toilet!
Check out the Dirty Mike in that toilet.

by DirtyMike&theBoys May 12, 2013

Dirty Rich

Level of wealth between Rich and Filthy Rich. Perhaps also referring to the method of achieving such wealth, as in a dirty way.

"Sean just bought a new Porsche. That boys dirty rich!"

by Rus J.M. September 23, 2009