Ethnic Bowel Syndrome

A savage case of the shits brought on by consuming foods from another culture that the consumer's system is not prepared to handle.

My friend Mark won't try Indian food. He's afraid it'll give him Ethnic Bowel Syndrome.

by is this pseudonym also taken April 17, 2015

Wet Dick Syndrome

The disease which afflicts those that receive an inordinate amount of felatio on a regular basis. Symptoms include rash, raw skin, sweaty guilt-ridden stench, constantly soiled or stained pants/undergarments, muscle fatigue, and general uncomfortablility in the pelvic region.

Man, my girlfriend is a real sex maniac, I've had Wet Dick Syndrome for a solid two weeks now!

by DoctorB January 4, 2015

Accidental Sarcastic Syndrome

When you say something that is perceived as sarcasm but was not originally intended to be sarcastic, you might suffer from Accidental Sarcastic Syndrome.

A: I like how the acronym for your definition for Accidental Sarcastic Syndrome is ASS
B: That's funny, i didn't know that. It's nice how things sometimes fall into place
A: You are being sarcastic right?

B: No, I just might suffer from ASS though.. but I swear, I didn't know it would spell ASS when I first made this up.
A: you should probably put "/s" at the end there.
B: Dude, I said I swear, I don't even like sarcasm, I think its dishonest and I don't even know how it works.

A: Well, I can't decide if you are being a sarcastic ass or if you actually suffer from ASS

by abadir January 17, 2019

Irritable Project Syndrome

Irritable Project Syndrome (IPS)

Occurs when most members of a project team get extremely crabby and short-tempered due to shifting deadlines, impossible deliverables, inadequate resources, or insurmountable constraints. Symptoms include snarky comments, mean emails, shouting matches, escalations, increased absenteeism, sleeplessness, and catatonic withdrawal. Treatment can include alcohol, complaining/venting to your peers, turning off electronic devices, long vacations, and no longer giving a damn.

"Angel, I don't know how to tell you this, but I believe you suffer from Irritable Project Syndrome. But you don't have to suffer alone. "

by DanGarPrius October 21, 2016

Electric Cock Syndrome

When one’s penis suffers with the ability to shock people, almost like an electric shock but a willy instead. One’s penis could be given the name “willy wand” as it is magic!

ellie nowlands dad has ECS
my willy is so magic , because I have electric cock syndrome

by willysonmars October 12, 2021

love you syndrome

kira is a ugly low rank

person1 : love you syndrome
person2 : low rank

by xdman222223 August 31, 2021

Product Denial Syndrome

Product Denial Syndrome is best described as when someone buys a bad product, but deludes him/herself into thinking it's better than it really is. Often found in children with lack of a steady allowance.

"Bob just bought that crappy new headset microphone. He has Product Denial Syndrome."

by Kookygoose April 19, 2009