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crusty fart

A very weird and crusty fart
God man i just got a crusty fart!
by CorruptedChaos March 15, 2022
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spliced fart

A.k.a. "piggybank" or "cumulonimbus" fart. this uniquely-impressive anal-based audio-delight consists of a number of much-smaller farts that have been carefully "layered" or "stockpiled" inside Uranus, so that they create a single but super-humongous "eruption" whenever it is that you do decide to "let loose".
There are a number of reasons that one might create a spliced fart --- maybe you don't really produce all that much gas, and so you wanna really "make it count" on those comparatively-rare occasions when you do. Or perhaps you are a bit concerned about a certain place you are going and/or someone you are having to meet, and so you wanna "bring along a little spare ammo" just in case.
by QuacksO November 21, 2018
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fart mommy

when your sugar mommy has a scat kink you have to fufil
damn bro, you got yourself a fart mommy, what a unique way to make bank!
by thebiggestwettestfussy March 1, 2022
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poop fart

when you think its a fart but its a full poop
i think i just made a poop fart in my pants
by dodo jojo November 3, 2020
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Vagina Blood Farts

Her Vagina Blood Farts was obvious due to her bloody dark blue stripe high mid waist full butt brief panties sticking out of her low waist short shorts, which was a lovely reason to cry!
by Arturo Bhutan October 31, 2018
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Ego Fart

When you think your idea is original and great when you are absolutely lying to yourself and everyone else because all you did was rename/rebrand someone else's idea, especially if you blew up the original policy and only rewrote the same thing with a different title. Some people do this just to praise themselves. Having your own label on a policy decision is only for your ego, and that ideology stinks and is immature.
President Trump blowing up the NAFTA deal and then changing the name with the same policies and countries was a huge ego fart.
by Arizona Mildman December 1, 2018
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That shit is farts

not even compostable, not even instructive, just a self-expiring puff of toxicity. A hollow echo of decay.
Imagine a fashionable latina teen critiquing the whole of Capitalism, "ugh, that shit is farts."
by Sovereign of Grace October 12, 2025
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