fat

your mom

Person 1: your mom is FAT!
Person 2: no u

by i_am_someone_xd July 24, 2021

fat fisting

The act of putting your fat ass fists around food (especially snacks in a bag or bowl) and shoving them in your mouth.

“Maybe if you weren’t fat fisting the popcorn you wouldn’t have choked.”

by Brontonio October 21, 2021

fat man

it’s a horrible movie that you should never watch

very confusing and racist fat man was very rude to Mr. clause

by fluffyboi7383647 January 1, 2021

But is his cock fat though?

Is it?

Hym "But is his cock fat though? It either is or it isn't. You're being evasive and it lends credence to the claim that it's fat cocks. There's an inverse correlation between height and fat-cock so he WOULD, in fact, have an unfair advantage finding partners and it would explain the confidence BECAUSE you're selecting for fat-cock. You list every preferentially selected for trait... Except 1... And then generate a fairytale where the core message is 'Well it isn't the fat-cock but it's the magical pixie on his shoulder' and the viewer sits there and thinks 'Oh! Well it makes so much sense! I don't need fat-cock! I just need to find one of these magic pixies!' And reality shifts further away from truth and inch deeper and deeper into pretend land."

by Hym Iam October 20, 2023

Fat

Fat is a word that can mean anything and everything. A person is able to call anything Fat and get away with it.

That thing test was fat as. Don't be a fat man.

by Yeet10 November 20, 2019

Critical fat-cock theory

This only thing you WON'T steal and promulgate.

Hym "Nobody else thinks that's weird? They'll steal EVERYTHING BUT critical fat-cock theory! That isn't weird to anyone else? God, I think it's weird. Don't you? Critical fat-cock theory! The ultimate theory! So profound it terrifies scholars and charlatans alike."

by Hym Iam April 22, 2024

a fat ass nut

An expression used to indicate that something was very good/enjoyable

*A conversation between a couple is screenshotted and posted*
*The screenshot is then posted on instagram*
Caption: “After midnight conversation are a fat ass nut PERIOD🤪🤤”

by bitchfuckyourhoeshit April 23, 2018