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"I farted, it tickled, my butt cheeks jiggled it was hot, it was burnin', so I did it again."

by Queefmonster69 January 7, 2023

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Fart

Noun: A gas that expels out your anus, which has the ability to shoo others away
2. A force so strong it causes people to make sounds and interact

Ugh, who farted in here
Who cut the cheese?

by wenderender4t April 16, 2022

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The art of swapping babies in hospital or murdering there parents early on so as to perpetuate shitty ways of life that lead to such things as lepricy and the doom of all mankind and perhaps even everything

Hey Jack let’s go screw fuck farting
Sorry bobby I’ve done too much using and can’t even walk or speak which is why I am up your arse at the moment talking to you out of my body in our favourite way kiss kiss lover

by Myster Vbody May 23, 2018

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Smuckin-Fart

Word used to describe someone that is more than just smart, they are F'in smart

Dude, I got an A on the Test! Go Figure, Your Smuckin-Fart!

by BigEasy E January 26, 2011

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Fart Silencer

The technical name for a thong.

I ate a lot of beans last night, but I should be okay at work today. I'm wearing a fart silencer.

by elliot_ June 25, 2024

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farting in the shower

This is in reference to doing something that is self-destructive. Farting in the shower does nothing but make your life unpleasant.

Bucky: "Hey! Did you hear about Andy? "
Lewis: "Nope. Is he in the clink?"
Bucky: "Nah, he asked out Marcia when Scott was right there. Totally farting in the shower. Scott slammed him into the wall and then spit on him. A real dick move. It's like he wants to ruin his own life more than we do..."

by von groovy September 3, 2024

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