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Jack Bauer

A man who enjoys dominant roleplay in the bedroom, having his partner at his complete mercy and torturing them until they submit to his will. A male version of a dominatrix, if you will.

So named for the lead character of the hit Fox series "24", Jack Bauer will do whatever it takes to thwart terrorism and is notorious for his brutal interrogation methods.
I heard her boyfriend's a total Jack Bauer; I never thought she was into that kind of thing.

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Yeah, I pulled a Jack Bauer on her. She was begging me to let her do me by the time I was done.
by Crazy Pelirrojo April 20, 2009
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Jack Smith

Quite possible the blandest name ever. If you know a Jack Smith you should be aware that their parents were not very original and must've been high on the Labour drug Pitocin.
I have a friend named Jack Smith. Oops. I meant I have 10000 friends named Jack Smith.
by ChristopherMartin November 9, 2021
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jack

jack is a loser who always hates his friends and is a fucking dickhead
Fuck jack
by egg124 March 8, 2020
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Jack

A fictional person used to represent the act of masturbation. You mainly use this name as a code word to tell someone you are going to masturbate.
"Hey dude, how have you been?"
"Yeah, I'm fine. Just on my way to visit Jack"
"Oh... I get you. Have fun with him!"
by PoopSexBalls May 13, 2020
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Jack zanker

Absolute ginger freak. Usually good academically but compromises with a atrocious social life.
Girl: stop being a fucking wanker u massive tall freak man
Girl 2: yeh ur such a jack zanker
by Kat street July 16, 2019
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Jack

A light skinned, tall adolescent, particularly a part of the religion of Judaism, who is reckless, lives by their own rules, and takes many "L"'s in a class run by a strict woman of Russian and Slovenian heritage. Can also be very humorous, but in most cases makes an absolute fool of themselves.
That guy is a real Jack...
by kekpan March 18, 2017
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Jack-zone

A mental state of unbridled, irrepressible arousal that one's faculties are rendered useless to his/her environment for a brief moment in time, or until said state of arousal has come to fruition.
Joshua: So what happened next?
David: She pulled out a dildo and went to town on herself.
Joshua: What did you do?
David: I got up and said, "Yo, I'm gonna roll out."
Joshua: What did she say to that?
David: Nothing. Nothing at all.
Joshua: Dude. She was in the Jack-zone.
by dumpburgers August 19, 2010
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