Castle Rock

small town near Denver Full of over priced McMansions and soccer moms that don't like things like loud music and boys with long hair or girls with short hair, has the highest property tax in CO dispite haveing hardlay any jobs that pay above minimum wage (every one who has a mortgage here works in Denver Techcenter or Downtown Denver ) Do you know Orange county in CA? Ok Castle Rock is to Denver as the OC is to LA. I.E. People who think that a big house on a small lot is status, and if they had half as much money as they reallllly want you to think they would live in Wash Park or Cherry Hills Village (Beverly Hills in the case of the OC) live here. It may be in the heart of legal cannibis county but anything the looks like a dispenery here is CBD only (I mean just drive up to Denver in your black or white American made SUV that evey one has here if you wanna buy pot)

Person from Castle Rock 1 "man 7.9% sales tax and 6.7% propertax would worry me if I didn't have a finance excutive intership lined up for my dad since the time I was five"
Person from Castle Rock 2 "Oh My God I'm have me 2nd kid know i'll only have three empty bedrooms in my house"

by r0w1ck April 25, 2024

Funky Rock

Usually "da Funky Rock." VA term for crack cocaine, popularized on black t-shirts with white or silver writing. Often seen alongside kalumpted .

Seriously, could you pass the Funky Rock right now, please? I need to get kalumpted.

by P. Colot July 23, 2004

Indian sex rock

A big rock to hit one of the opposite gender in the head with to knock them out and have sex with them

Hey would you want to have sex? no !!?? Well, let me show you my Indian sex Rock!

by Sex rock hound July 16, 2023

rocks

rice (osmows)

i got my chicken on the rocks instead of the stix

by Honey Sprouse September 30, 2021

Rock

A Rock is a special breed of crackhead who acts in a way that to some may seem offensive. The term can also be used in the form “Rocking Out”.

“You are such a Rock”
“You Rocking Out?”

by ChrispyChip September 16, 2020

Fuck Rock

phallic shaped crystal one uses to pleasure oneself

That fuck rock made me cum so hard

by TrailRN April 4, 2022

Rock

A dumb human in which does not fathom the skill of caring HINTS being thrown in its damn face. Therefore the stupid human is dense and stupid hence ‘rock’. Aka a crush

That stupid rock isn't even taking the hint

by Depressed.brown.girls September 8, 2020