verb. To impreagnate a woman; usually occuring during intercourse where some form of contraceptive is used.
by Jeb from NH July 25, 2003
Get the slip one past the goalie mug.'Sleep with one eye open' is usually used as a metaphor in a sentence. It basically means being very cautious, careful or attentive.
The peddler was sleeping with one eye open. He was shocked, as he heard footsteps approaching him. He looked quite frightened.
by Kittenwool August 21, 2016
Get the sleeping with one eye open mug.Response to failing to do the one and only thing you had to do. This is told, either in a disgusted, mocking, or angry tone to people, animals, inanimate objects, and anything else that fails to complete the simple task for which it was designed.
A way to express total fail, epic fail, especially when the one job was very simple.
A way to express total fail, epic fail, especially when the one job was very simple.
To a cheap park bench that broke while I was sitting on it, "You had one job, park bench!"
To an accountant who was fired for inaccurate computing of business records. "You are supposed to be an accountant, right? You had one job, Sandy."
To a friend about my broken down car, "Damnit, it had one job!"
To an accountant who was fired for inaccurate computing of business records. "You are supposed to be an accountant, right? You had one job, Sandy."
To a friend about my broken down car, "Damnit, it had one job!"
by Wwerker October 13, 2014
Get the you had one job mug.Basically turning up somewhere with nothing to give when something is expected. i.e coming to a party empty handed. Irish in origin
Jim: "Dave arrived in late to the wedding yesterday, the clown"
John: "Typical. Did he bring a pressie"
Jim: "Not at all, arrived in with one arm as long as the other"
John: "Typical. Did he bring a pressie"
Jim: "Not at all, arrived in with one arm as long as the other"
by farkell August 21, 2011
Get the One arm as long as the other mug.by Lovebug02 May 28, 2018
Get the Run me my one mug.put an end to the old way of living and start a new life void of all the secrets and lies from the old life and filled with mental strenght
by Anonymous August 23, 2003
Get the clean out one's closet mug.A man who has one sock on his cock and none on his feet who wears a mask over his face and no other clothes. He steals the anal virginity of any poor soul that dares step foot in the Oneida varsity locker room.
Bryson Carinci: I was taking a shower and the barefoot one sock bandit came in and stole my anal virginity.
Zack Smithson: yo no way that happened to me last Tuesday and I think I’m gay now!
Zack Smithson: yo no way that happened to me last Tuesday and I think I’m gay now!
by Bailey Boyer September 30, 2021
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