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White Guys Jumping

hey did you see white guys jumping? looks like someone mustve bought a trampoline
by nig00h May 16, 2006
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White girl fetish

When men of a different ethnic group fantasize about "nailing" a white girl for the sexual and taboo thrill.
"Yo my sons...ya'll see that fine looking white girl ova ther?!"

"*sucks teeth* Naaaahhh man yous high or sometin, that ho be mad fugly; yous got a white girl fetish like fo reals."
by maxtree18 May 31, 2012
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plain white t's

Plain white t's is the best friggen emo rock band in the world!
Bobby :Dude lets go to the plain white t's concert at the meow meow tonite!

janis; Sure that will be killer!
by Ali O May 1, 2005
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crazy white boys

the new south movement lead by underground rap kingpin Haystak , a nationwide movement of have nots ! also known as the C.W.B.'s
Them crazy white boys will be Slim Shady's demise!
by Boyimwhiteandcrazy May 3, 2009
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Average White Girl

An average white girl is someone who follows more than one of these stereotypes:
- you wear uggs -you love Katy Perry
-you always get Starbucks -your catchphrase is I can't even!
-you love Pretty Little Liars -you always know when the Pumpkin Spice Latte is returning
-you love Victoria's Secret and North Face -you love leggings/yoga pants
-you take pride in your ability to quote Mean Girls

If you follow more than one of any of these stereotypes, then you are the average, annoying, fuckshit white girl.
Meg: Jesus Christ, that's the fourth Pumpkin Spice Latte Sarah had this week!
Becky: Why so surprised? She always wears yoga pants and uggs, and she always quotes Mean Girls. She's just an average white girl.
by Bianca_DiddlySquat June 9, 2018
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Spicy White Girl

A girl who is technically caucasian but possesses typically exotic features such as smooth olive skin and the hips of a born-and-bred Latina. Can be described with the red hot pepper emoji to indicate spiciness 🌶.
"Yeah man, but she's not just a white girl, she's a SPICY white girl 🌶."
by MayoMan300 November 17, 2020
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Black and white thinkers

Conservatives. They tend to think largely in terms of absolutes. Now don't get me wrong, absolute values are important - by no means do I support moral relativism - but it's necessary to recognize the many shades of grey involved in individual cases too. That is, after all, what situational ethics is all about.
I suspect that many of the conservatives I've met don't recognize these gray areas largely because of their absolutist religious upbringing.

A few scenarios:
A nine year old girl, tragically, is raped and impregnated by her stepfather. What to do? According to the religious absolutist, abortion is, under all circumstances, 100% wrong. Unless the birth is life-threatening, she can't abort.

Moderate: I don't normally support abortion, but here it's necessary.
Liberal: I think abortion is a right that belongs to the mother. I would support her right to choose if this girl was nine or twenty nine, raped or non-raped. (although i would personally disapprove of it in the latter).
Conservative: Fucking baby killers! It's an innocent fucking BABY we're talking about!
(as opposed to a non-sentient cluster of cells, lacking a nervous system and the ability to feel pain)

I had a much better example but the stupid character limit fucked me over.

See my future definition, Conservative Black and White Thinking Disorder for that one.
I blame religion for turning so many conservatives into black and white thinkers.

And this is why I dislike religion - it so often stops people from thinking. If people were encouraged to think in terms of individual cases as opposed to coming to each and every unique situation with a preconceived bias (abortion is MURDER!)...well, I don't know. We might have a better world. Just maybe.
by Submitters of Words June 13, 2011
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