Trifflin Hoe Syndrome

A deadly disease contracted from a trifflin hoe. Symptoms include wheezing, coughing, migraines, E.D., and unusually large forehead development. Symptoms last usually for 4-6 days or until the trifflin hoe founds someone else.

My friend devolped a severe case of Trifflin hoe syndrome

by Freetk January 11, 2022

Blue eyes syndrome

People with blue eyes (or any exotic color) tend to keep them open very wide. Which can make them seem a little high at times or in some cases, just plain out creepy. This may be a conscious action caused by wanting people to see they're rare eye color. Or just simply them being weird or not noticing.

Person 1: Woah, why did miley cyrus look like that in blue eyes meme of her
Person 2: Oh, she's probably got blue eyes syndrome

by Interstellar444 October 18, 2021

el polka syndrome

being so indescribably cringe that you throw away your whole life to play league of legends.

man that guy has el polka syndrome! He plays ints in league so much

by Apdogod1 November 11, 2021

Mashy Finger Syndrome

NOUN- The inability to type quickly and accurately, usually resulting in misplaced, or unnecessary letters and symbols.

sorry i havet mashy finger syndrome from the energy drinlk

by TN3ST3!! January 10, 2011

Snail Eye Syndrome

When a mans member is flaccid when he should be performing. And every time you go to touch it it shrinks.

"How was it last night with Tom? Not great he had snail eye syndrome at the beginning, but by the end I cured it."

by Weeping Sore December 9, 2013

chap sack syndrome

A disease in which the ball sack is extremely dry due to the lack of showering.

Whoa Mohamed originated the chap sack syndrome.

by sh0tr0d February 9, 2009

White van syndrome

A syndrome that can occur on (white) van drivers due to their low education level, low salary, hurry and loneliness. It appears in anger, aggressiveness and nervousness, which often causes a van driver to speed, make dangerous maneuvers and rage against other road users, especially pedestrians and cyclists.

A person having white van syndrome is called 'white van man'.

Jack: "Let me tell you what happened to me this morning. I was riding a bike when suddenly a speeding white van driver almost crashed into me. Then he came out of his van, kicked me over and shouted at me. I don't understand what the hell is wrong with these van drivers!"
Matt: "It's called 'white van syndrome', my friend! It's a common problem among van drivers."

by JustASkullMan July 23, 2018