When your butt crack has obtained enough moisture, from sweat or other causes, and you experience Flatulence. It is the vibrant reaction of your cheeks and moisture combined together that simulate a sound that one has shit themselves.
Jeremy: *experiences Flatulence*
Miranda: Hey, Did you just shit yourself?
Jeremy: what? Sorry no I was outside a minute ago, that was just a Sweaty Crack Fart.
Miranda: Hey, Did you just shit yourself?
Jeremy: what? Sorry no I was outside a minute ago, that was just a Sweaty Crack Fart.
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