perk friend

" The Perk Friend" definition: a friend who is really shady acting but in public will pretend so hard that the friend (aka victim) actually is their best and only friend just to leach off the perks said friend(aka victim)has to offer them. Whether it be meals, transportation, favor of other friends of said friend(aka victim) has and all other resources but when no perks are available they are back to acting shady and coasting by awaiting another opportunity to get perks.

Stacie said that Kiki was being a perk friend because she is always around when she seems to benefit from it only.

by Jayeverell August 22, 2021

Eternal Friend Zone

When a girl puts you in the Friend Zone for more than 3 years.

Damn I guess Tyler's stuck in the Eternal Friend Zone. Megan has had him there for at least 4 years.

by VisedTech01 February 9, 2017

Friends

Something I don’t have and never will

Me: Hey! Wanna be friends
Them: Ew no you ugly fat rat

by LONELYBRAT February 26, 2021

Best Friend

Someone you can trust, and be honest with. They are the first person you would go to for anything.

Wow my best friend can't even be honest with me. She's a fake friend.

by wow-lmao March 4, 2017

Smiling Friends

The best show ever!

Here are some of my favorite quotes from Smiling Friends.
1. I just wanted my cheeeeeseee!
2. I’m Mr. Frog. This is my show!
3. I could really go for some Salty’s right now.

by Hatchdrk May 28, 2023

Embarrassing Friend Day

May 16th is embarrassing friend day! Which means you embarrass your friends in the worst ways possible.

"Hey why did you send that embarrassing photo online?"
"Because it's embarrassing friend day!!"

by Jsowbejsbak May 16, 2022

Felix My Friend

Felix is such a retard, makes fun of everyone and everything. No one likes him. He a loner.

My kid is a retard, OH NO, it’s a Felix My Friend.

by Veckoplanerare July 29, 2020