A high school located in Southern, Salem, Oregon. Nestled in the heart of the willamette valley. Mostly comprised of anglo, middle class students. It's in the Valley Leauge sports conference, and has a rich tradition of athletics, music, and academics. Despite a few Administrative failures, South now has an excellent principal. Mr. Phelps. And what Mr. Baumann is refering to is the social lines that reflect the south student body. The athletic, leadership bunch, and the IB academia bunch. The School is lined with social differences, but everyone mostly likes each other.
South Salem High School
"Sam you've skipped leadership for 3 straight days now, you're awesome!" -August
"Will, did you finish your 200 page biography of Mao?""I forgot","Well F for you then"- Chamberlain.
"Sam you've skipped leadership for 3 straight days now, you're awesome!" -August
"Will, did you finish your 200 page biography of Mao?""I forgot","Well F for you then"- Chamberlain.
by SSHS Class of 08 February 20, 2009
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North is full of a lot of wanna be crackheads who smoke too much weed and fuck too much. It seems that every week someone dies who goes here (pretty sure the school is cursed). There are at least 4 gun threats a year and if you’re “really lucky” a bomb threat too. The popular people act like they have a stick up their asses and are better than everyone else. While the Emos are loud and frankly scare me a lot. But no fear!! Feeling anxious? The juul lounge (bathroom) is always open and there’s usually someone in there willing to let you take a hit. So just come on down to the bathroom and get buzzed.
If you’re a freshman girl that’s the least bit attractive you’ll probably get hit on by a senior douchey guy. And if you’re a female at all one of the weirdo guys is bound to send you “sup” on Snapchat. Don’t reply. Block him. Trust me.
But all in all tractor territory is better than West Iredell High so we at least have that going for us.
North is full of a lot of wanna be crackheads who smoke too much weed and fuck too much. It seems that every week someone dies who goes here (pretty sure the school is cursed). There are at least 4 gun threats a year and if you’re “really lucky” a bomb threat too. The popular people act like they have a stick up their asses and are better than everyone else. While the Emos are loud and frankly scare me a lot. But no fear!! Feeling anxious? The juul lounge (bathroom) is always open and there’s usually someone in there willing to let you take a hit. So just come on down to the bathroom and get buzzed.
If you’re a freshman girl that’s the least bit attractive you’ll probably get hit on by a senior douchey guy. And if you’re a female at all one of the weirdo guys is bound to send you “sup” on Snapchat. Don’t reply. Block him. Trust me.
But all in all tractor territory is better than West Iredell High so we at least have that going for us.
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