Wannabe Cowboy

An individual, usually male, that attires oneself in Western Wear for the sole purpose of getting attention. Normally has no logical reason for said attire, as the individual in question did not grow up on a ranch, and did not have a career attempting to remain upright on an angry bull.

Usually spotted at "Line Dancing Night", other bars, or in major metropolitan areas trying to be "cool" hundreds of miles away from the nearest real "Cowboys".

Usually are going through an identity crisis and treat women like horse shit which they have never stepped in.

Identified by; cowboy boots, plaid shirt, t-shirt that has nothing to do with country at all, and a pre-requisite "Cowboy" hat. Big silver belt, The most desperate will also showcase a "Bolo" tie, which can be used to strangle the offending "wannabe".

Favors weak, tasteless, flaccid beer such as "Budlight" or "Budweiser" or "Coors".
"Look at that wannabe cowboy, the only heiffer he's touched today is that fat girl he's grinding"
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Wannabe hoe

Mitchell and Troy aren’t hoes, they are wannabe hoes.
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wannabe fucking

When you wish you were getting some but you're a pussy asss bitch.
Bro: Man, I'm sore af from last night.
Me: Why? Too much wannabe fucking?
Bro: damn, I didn't even get that far!
by drkillface July 13, 2018
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hood wannabe

A person or persons that claims or pretends to be affiliated with a gang or group
You are not a blood or hood! You are just a hood wannabe!
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wannabe granny

viherissä oleva vammaisluokkalainen joka haluaisi olla mummo, mutta on vasta seiskaluokkalainen :/ näyttää tosiaan aika paljon mummolta lol
lol kato tuol on se wannabe granny :--D
by ankka3002 November 26, 2018
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Chinese Wannabe

Ethnic Chinese youths were born and raised in Malaysian refuses their Malaysia born and pretending to be Mainland Chinese due to racial problem in Malaysia. They are very racist and against Southeast Asian people , use "Monkey" word to offend anybody they don't like , which is very popular used word in Mainland China.
Typical Chinese Wannabe : "I'm Chinese and I'm taller than you , my IQ is very high. I'm white"
by wang_baoyu (PRC) February 13, 2019
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coon-wannabe

it is where a where white people who try to be black but it does not work out , also it is sometimes called a raccoon
man, look at billy being some coon-wannabe
by cmslava101 February 21, 2017
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