knuckle wanker

The act of pleasuring yourself by repeatedly punching yourself in the cock.

You're a knuckle wanker.

by Arnold Shwartzenigger October 8, 2019

noodle wanker

1. One who plays guitar

2. One who masturbates profusely (male specific)

Guy 1: this band is so good

Guy 2: guy is a real noodle wanker

by Noodlewankassdankass February 19, 2009

Thrash Wanker

A person who masturbates furiously, so much so that they are throwing themselves around a room. Much like a person who is having an extreme fit.

He was such a Thrash Wanker that the tent pegs came out of the ground

by CampWodda June 16, 2010

wanker cranker

Any hoe willing to shit on a mans wanker to make it stand.

Boy she's a real wanker cranker

by fluffycock November 5, 2017

Dilly wanker

A wrinkley short fat dick that looks like a mini pickle.

Bro you have dilly wanker!

by Omgbobbymeghheee31w7 September 7, 2018

tub wanker

Someone who wanks in the tub whether it’s for pleasure or for preference. When they are taking a bath they decide “lets wank it”. The nut usually stays in the bath while they are in it.

“Ryan is a tub wanker he is so weird.”

by Shrad June 21, 2022

Wanker island

An island for wankers and is free to reside if you’re toxic

Hey Griffin, Wanker Island awaits you!

by Real YT Tartarus April 28, 2021