Muff market

(Noun)
Feminine equivalent of "sausage fest". Used when the female to male ratio tips heavily to the former in a given area, setting, or environment. Alternative to "clam bake"," fish fry" and "taco night".
Example: "let's get out of here Gertrude. This place is a real muff market"
by Reginald Cartwright III August 11, 2015
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Muff Motive

An informal gathering involving a high female to male ratio, so the females have no other choice.
Wanna come to the pub for a couple cold ones then head back to mine for a fat muff motive.
by JoshyP213 May 15, 2021
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muff mafia

yeah, she's in the muff mafia
by B0bz0rillo May 02, 2011
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Muff Move

An act or gesture that is supremely generous, selfless, decent, or otherwise rad. The "yin" to a Dick Move's "yang". Used to highlight a moment where somebody has done something truly excellent to make other people's lives better.
I really needed to get away early, so Brady covered for me in my 4:00 meeting. Absolute muff move. Love that guy.

Remember when Stevo gave me his last smoke because I'd run out and the shops were shut? Muff move!
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stink muff

I just banged your mom and her rat stink muff!
by Kazzzaaammm February 22, 2016
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muff unicorn

A guy who won't eat your pussy from the back because they feel their nose is going to be too close to your asshole but wants the female to fuck them in the ass with a strap on. Also known as a Pegasus
I asked this dude to eat me out from the back but he was being a total muff unicorn.
by Mustache-rider806 June 12, 2023
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mom muff

A brazenly wild and unkempt bush. Common among moms who don't have time to shower, much less shave or get a Brazilian.
Wow, my mom-muff is out of the control. Gotta tame this before bikini season!

Love me, love my mom muff.
by mommuff June 24, 2014
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