vag five

When you high five a female's vagina. This can be done with or without clothing and is usually in celebration of sexual intercourse or some other sexual action.

Jane: wow the first time was great
John: I know! *vag five*

by sexual grapefruit November 30, 2009

Shy Five

Like a high five, but the person returning the gesture does so in a hesitant or cautious manner.

I held my hand up to your little bro, but all he delivered was a shy five.

by frogmandu March 2, 2011

Five Hargreeves

A 13 year old boy who is mentally 58 and just wants to save his family from an incurable apocalypse. Five is someone who loves to make sarcastic jokes and knows how to take one. He might seem like a little kid but he can actually kill you and get away with it. A Five just needs to be appreciated more by his family for going through 45 years of hell alone. If you ever come across a Five, just thank him for doing so much.

Person 1: Hey, whose that little kid sitting alone by himself?
Person 2: Oh that's not a little kid, that's Five Hargreeves, he's probably planning your death now that you called him that

by Five Hargreeves simp August 11, 2021

Five hargreeves

Five Hargreeves is a *very fine* fictional character from a Netflix original series umbrella academy that is a 13 year old boy but his consciousness is 58. He's a killer, life saver and Attractive ASF.

Me: five hargreeves is my favorite character
friend: OMG he is so fine
Me: Ikr he's leading the show

by Five hargreeves May 24, 2021

Five hargreeves

Five Hargreeves is a *very fine* fictional character from a Netflix original series The umbrella academy that is a 13 year old boy but his consciousness is 58. He's a killer, life saver and Attractive ASF.

Me: five Hargreeves from TUA is my favorite character

Friend: OMG same he is so fine
Me: Ikr he is literally leading the show

by Five hargreeves May 24, 2021

why-five

When a fellow employee, teammate, friend or family member provides you with the honour of a high-five, without you having any clue why. Although it can be highly perplexing it is almost always satisfying.

Kirstie just walked into the office hand in the air providing all off her fellow workers with a why-five. They all shared her enthusiasm even though they had no idea why.

by Tinushavinga October 4, 2015

Gunny Five

A handshake used by Marine Corps soldiers. First invented by Gunnery Sergeant Beatrice Middleton in 1945. Done this way: first, slapping a high five; sliding the hand lower and giving a slightly lower five; closing of fist and tucking the thumb in; then bumping them while saying "Eagle, globe, and anchor"; then as the hand is pulled and shaken and "Away we go!" is said. Also, when the fives are given, "Up high" and "down low" are said as well.

Amos: Hey Sarge, there's a party down in the defac.

Orville: (confused, not knowing what Amos is saying) This crazy thing. What's this hand thing they're doing? Are they trying to show off?

Beatrice: No, it's the Gunny Five. I invented this. Let me show you how.

(Beatrice gives the Gunny Five to Amos. Amos passes the Gunny Five to Orville)

Beatrice: You do it that way, it's easy!

Martha: These men are going crazy. What's with all these fives? I want to learn how.

Beatrice: (demonstrating to Martha) Up high, down low, eagle, globe, and anchor, and away we go!

Martha: (yelling) That's funky. I'm going to have to teach all the soldiers that.

(Orville and Amos wink at each other then look at Martha and give the Gunny Five to Martha)

by Dusty's Baby Powder March 18, 2011