Penis's Revenge

When you ignore your penis, don't fap for a long time, it gets angry and cums in sleeps, also known as wet dream.

Jack: Aww man!
Bob: What??
Jack: I was sleeping in bed, having a dream about the autistic kid at our school making a fool of himself. And suddenly I felt a warm n' wet sensation on my crotch. When I opened my pants, there was fucking CUM everywhere and my dick was pumping out jizz everywhere. FUCK!!!!
Bob: Just another Penis's Revenge.

by Fucknutter The 69420th December 6, 2021

Revenge Rule

When a commissioner in fantasy football make up a rule in the season to make sure a certain nigga is booked.

That trade is denied because the player name starts with a C. Revenge rule

by Dr. Fauci 2022 October 3, 2022

Penis's Revenge

when you dont jerk it off for a long time and it cums in sleep

penis's revenge

by ACNHVillagersfatcock September 28, 2022

Revengeance

A mix between Revenge and Vengeance. Used in Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance's title.

Raiden Fan #27595: AND NEVER RELIZING WHY I FIGHHTTTT!!!
Person with common sense: Shut up! Revengeance jokes ARE NOT funny!

by fsdsdsffs April 19, 2022

revenge cuddles

sneaking off to cuddle with someone else to punish your date for being a dick.

I snuck off to have revenge cuddles with Charles because Brian is being a dick.

by HellaJaded November 3, 2013

Revengeance

A combination of the words Revenge, and Vengeance.
Revenge means the desire to inflict retribution. Vengeance means the act of killing, injuring, or harming someone because they have harmed you.
Revengeance takes these two words and combines their definitions into one, the definition is the desire to kill, injure, or harm someone because they have harmed you to inflict retribution.

He had gotten harmed by a bully at school, and to get his retribution, he got back at him by injuring him more severely in his Revengeance.

by Commenter_Hank January 4, 2024

Revenge of the Fifth

The massive hangover after a night of drinking like a 21 year old at a frat party.

Bob’s wife is solo branching, he’s dealing with the Revenge of the Fifth.

by The Whole Cactus May 5, 2025