floor waffle

A white female who likes to be gang banged by 15 or more black males in the men’s bathroom of IHOP or Denny’s

Yo you know that girl Terry, she’s such a floor waffle

by Bigbol93 July 28, 2018

floor jockey

The unfortunate soul who, whilst crashing at accommodation, is consigned to go without bed/couch and must sleep on the floor

"Sure you can crash at my place but there is only one bed and a couch. Means one of you has to be the floor jockey."

Playing floor jockey:

Host: "Alright gang, back to mine.
All guest: "dibson not being the floor jockey!"

Last guest to call it is the floor jockey.

by Nojwards January 14, 2014

Floor grit

The small specks of food and/or debris that your crawling children will sample with abandon, giving no heed to whether it is of ingestible quality or not. E.g. Hair, grass, bugs, dog food, screws, plastic.

I had not swept or vacumed in a week, thus the baby had a healthy sampling of floor grit .

by Asherthercrasher September 13, 2010

floor pussy

A dirty bitch who you treat like she belong the floor

Bruh ahe floor pussy leave her alone

by Buffalo Bill 3663 January 5, 2018

floor of imagination

a place your head will be spiked

i'm gonna rip your fuckin head off and spike it one the floor of an nightmare you cant even imagine!!!!!

by fred "the nykyte" beggs January 20, 2004

floor pov

When you're bad at a video game and end up spectating others fom the death camera

"Kayneth, ur trash"
"David at least I'm not floor pov right now"

by Google Play Card December 25, 2022

Floor Butt

When a weird person only put their butt on the floor

Are teacher floor butt

by Cookie39icecream May 12, 2016