Jewish Face Job

when someone cums into a yamaka and shoves it into someone elses face

"Hey Rabbi can I give Leor a Jewish Face Job?"

by RJ Heard June 29, 2007

Jewish Sports Car

A car that stops on a dime.

Did you see that new Jewish Sports car? It literally stopped on a dime so that cheap semite could pick it up.

by Kurt March 22, 2005

Jewish Kung-Fu

It's Where You Put A Person In A Chokehold And Shake All The Money Out Of Him/Her's Pockets, Then You Grab The Money And Run

Yesterday I Pulled A Jewish Kung-Fu, I'm Not Broke Anymore.

by Siikwithasmile August 24, 2010

Jewish Pressure Washer

When you gently insert a narrow rod into your penis hole and leave it there for 3-4 days and when removed piss comes out of your dick at 90-137mph

Johnny tried the Jewish Pressure Washer and no longer has a penis

by NiggaManNigga November 30, 2019

Sneaky Jewish Anthem

"Hava Nagila" in integrity, an anthem considered by many to have sneaky traits as well as some superior capital control over their peers.

This strongly reminds me of the time that dude EMANATED the "Sneaky Jewish Anthem" while washing his hands with hand sanitizer after entering the bank.

by Tartar of Undergarnments January 18, 2021

jewish fidget spinner

Its a dreidel

Jewish Fidget spinner Its a Dreidel
Want to do some jewish fighet spinning?
Yeah nothing like combining religion and gambling!

by Juan "Manny" Goes April 21, 2018

born Jewish privilege

The privilege a Jew born of a Jewish mother has over a Jewish convert or a patrilineal Jew.

That's born Jewish privilege that they treat you better there than they do Jewish converts.

by BrooklynJew September 6, 2021