by Fourveinte September 27, 2018
Get the Butter Toesmug. when something very stupid (like butter) happens that makes you think, "how can a real person be this retarded"? one who commits a "butters moment" usually has a feeling equivalent to going on a trip far away from home, and once you get there you realize you forgot something very important.
by notseasons May 27, 2021
Get the butters momentmug. by phanfic May 3, 2018
Get the clapped with buttermug.
Get the mule buttermug. After a long night of drinking Angels Envy, I gave my boyfriend a blow job only to find out his semen turned into whiskey butter.
by MsCourtneyAnne January 1, 2014
Get the whiskey buttermug. Person 1:hey bb can I see those bobs and vegana
Person 2:lol no I have a bf why are you so horny
Person 1:I'm not horny what are you talking about
Person 2:wow that was such a butter moment
Person 2:lol no I have a bf why are you so horny
Person 1:I'm not horny what are you talking about
Person 2:wow that was such a butter moment
by Cocksledder Supreme November 10, 2020
Get the Butter Momentmug. A person, usually male, of conservative political orientation (regardless of how he describes himself), who is quick to be offended by social practices, arguments or policies which he (usually it's a he) imagines are "socialism", "cultural marxism" or "political correctness". The butter sculpture tends toward a greasy pallor, is prone to rancidity, and (to judge by his typical behavior) is vulnerable to "contamination" through contact with those he regards as economically or racially unclean. Progressives regard the "butter sculpture" with the same disdain as conservatives
"That guy was just ranting about how "The Last Jedi" ruined Star Wars by turning it into cultural Marxist propaganda. What a butter sculpture."
"FFS, you pulled your kid out of class simply because you heard the teacher was going to discuss trans women. Now you have the gall to call call me a "snowflake" for insisting on a more balanced (rather than heroic) portrayal of John A. MacDonald. You pathetic butter sculpture".
"You're outraged that Alex Jones was kicked off Twitter, but you're offended by a the idea of affordable rental housing on your residential street. What a butter sculpture."
"FFS, you pulled your kid out of class simply because you heard the teacher was going to discuss trans women. Now you have the gall to call call me a "snowflake" for insisting on a more balanced (rather than heroic) portrayal of John A. MacDonald. You pathetic butter sculpture".
"You're outraged that Alex Jones was kicked off Twitter, but you're offended by a the idea of affordable rental housing on your residential street. What a butter sculpture."
by Danforthist March 1, 2019
Get the butter sculpturemug.