similar to a face ride, but not quite
a cuban mustache wax is when you pour olive oil all over your face, the gal rides your mustache after she's applied nair w/o removing it all over her coochie
a cuban mustache wax is when you pour olive oil all over your face, the gal rides your mustache after she's applied nair w/o removing it all over her coochie
by Monkey Breff February 15, 2025
I can't believe she was caught on tape doing the Oates Mustache. She probably didn't know it was her dad.
by StB08 June 27, 2011
Noun: The leftover vaginal secretion above the upper lip after oral sex. This resembles the "Got Milk" mustaches, though it is a mustache from pussy juice.
by Yekralem July 26, 2015
Tom Sandoval.
Disgraced Vanderpump Rules reality tv show star who had a 7-month affair behind his longtime life partner Ariana’s back with her best friend — then had the audacity to tell her it was her fault, act like the victim and cry like a weasel.
Disgraced Vanderpump Rules reality tv show star who had a 7-month affair behind his longtime life partner Ariana’s back with her best friend — then had the audacity to tell her it was her fault, act like the victim and cry like a weasel.
by Justicekelly June 08, 2023
Why hello there, fine sir, it seems you have a mustache! You are quite the fellow, how about afternoon tea with me, hm?
by hehe2 July 14, 2022
by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 14, 2021
1) A masculine-of-center overtly queer person who accompanies a feminine-of-center lesbian to a public-facing event as an aid in signaling her status under the L paradigm of the LGBTQIA+ umbrella.
2) The status of such person when on a friend date with a lesbian-identifying woman.
2) The status of such person when on a friend date with a lesbian-identifying woman.
Her: I need to attend a company holiday event and ever since my wife and I separated people have been assuming I’m straight. Will you come with me as my mustache?
Me: Happy to accompany you as your mustache to any event, any time.
Me: Happy to accompany you as your mustache to any event, any time.
by Maxi T. December 27, 2024