"Dave, where did you and your missus go last night? I lost sight of you" "We went to the toilet so she could receive a bloody orange while I wanked myself off in the corner"
by GoodKingSnakeman August 30, 2018
Get the Bloody Orangemug. When a girl is giving a man a BJ, the man then continues to thrust the women, causing a the nose to bleed, or posssibly break. The blood then goes to the pubes, causing a "bloody forrest"
Jeff: Dude, what happen to her?
Josh: I gave her the bloody forrest.
Jeff: was it good?
Josh: oh yeahh
Josh: I gave her the bloody forrest.
Jeff: was it good?
Josh: oh yeahh
by didTHATjustHAPPEN November 26, 2010
Get the Bloody Forrestmug. a woman who dresses or behaves in a way that is considered tasteless and sexually provocative.
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a prostitute.
"the tarts were touting for trade"
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a prostitute.
"the tarts were touting for trade"
by Claudeishawt101 December 16, 2015
Get the bloody tartmug. Joel: Dude take that dollar off yo face
Jason: nah bro, it's gonna be awesome
.....jason nose breaks
Joel: Man I told you she would give you a Bloody Jason!
Jason: nah bro, it's gonna be awesome
.....jason nose breaks
Joel: Man I told you she would give you a Bloody Jason!
by Pineus December 5, 2017
Get the Bloody Jasonmug. A disturbing act involving period sex. When all bloodied up, a guy pulls out and quickly rushes to the girl's face to paint a large line of red down one side. He will often shout "Freedom!" in his best Scottish accent, then run away.
by DB Wyld December 22, 2017
Get the bloody mcdougallmug. Mary I of England (1516–1558), Queen of England and Ireland, so called because of her execution of numerous protestants.
There is an urban legend that was made about her haunting mirrors ever since she was found dead near a broken mirror with her face smashed in beyond recognition.
There is an urban legend that was made about her haunting mirrors ever since she was found dead near a broken mirror with her face smashed in beyond recognition.
Martin: “...And so she haunts every mirror and can only be summoned by saying her name 3 times!”
Luke: “I’m NOT gonna say that 3 times, I’m not stupid.”
Martin: “Come on, it’s just a scary children’s story. What could go wrong?”
Luke: “Fine... Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary... f*** this I’m out!”
Luke: “I’m NOT gonna say that 3 times, I’m not stupid.”
Martin: “Come on, it’s just a scary children’s story. What could go wrong?”
Luke: “Fine... Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary... f*** this I’m out!”
by Severe Sammy November 7, 2020
Get the Bloody Marymug. by The morning after pill February 11, 2015
Get the bloody rainmug.