affection burn

When you accidentally hurt your partner or yourself while trying to give them a cuddle !

Reaching in for a cuddle and bending back their hand or fingers.

Or scraping toenails against their skin.

Normally quite painful and ruins 'the moment' !

I am so sorry for giving you an affection burn, I didn't mean to hurt you.

by WeiHaiWei March 1, 2014

A Burning Hill

The best Mitski song to ever exist, a song that makes me fucking sob for an hour after only listening for under a minute, I mean what the hell

Person: Have you heart of A Burning hill?
Person 2: No, what even is that?
Person: A song that I cry to every day

by hwy guys December 30, 2021

Dick Burn

When you jerk off for a a couple hours without lube and it starts to hurt.

Man I really gotta stop before I get dick burn

by Robbert Blobbert April 7, 2019

Cooler Burn

-Like freezer burn but beer! When you don't clean out your cooler from the night before, and all the beer cans lost their paint around the rim from rolling around a hot cooler all day, beer is normally skunked
-Typically given to people whom you don't like or are intoxicated to tell the difference

-Hey guy, I got some left over beers from the other night, want one?
-Na I seen they all have cooler burn! Let's give it to those guys!

by socha July 25, 2016

Burn a K

Enough exercise to burn 1000 calories. If you are fat enough - it should take about an hour. It is used as justification for cake.

large marge: "ok, i will eat 3 pieces of cake now but this afternoon i plan to burn a K, so it's all good."

by groundedsteve October 8, 2011

beret burn

A member of the military forces whose forehead is paler than the rest of their face due to extended exposure to the sun while wearing a beret.

"Dude, Nick has some serious beret burn from being out in the sun all day."

by omgitsbrittie May 3, 2009

Bung Burn

Painful burning and stinging of the bung hole. Usually a result of explosive, liquid shits.

I’ve been on the shitter most of the morning. I got bung burn.

This bung burn has my ass like steak tartare. That ring is tender.

by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018