shop naked

To shop for items online; to buy things from an online store.

I think I'm going to save myself a lot of holiday shopping hassles and just shop naked.

by CleverConveyence December 10, 2008

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shopping diet

A self-imposed exercise in frugality, that consist in restricting yourself to buying only the bare essential during a certain period of time, as a way to trim back on spending.

“I am sick and tired of consumerism so, I will go on a shopping diet for the rest of 2010.”

by rperazag July 22, 2010

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window shopping

when you look through your friend's "friend list" on Facebook or a similar site to find attractive people that you can get your friend to introduce you to.

Hey Henry, i was window shopping your facebook friends list and i was wondering if you could introduce me to Shirley?

by pb phoot September 13, 2009

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soap shop

A place where women rub female customers until they ejaculate

Guy 1 : Oh snap i forgot my soap at the soap shop
Guy 2 speaks quietly : Why would you even want to bring your semen with you?
Guy 1 : What?
Guy 2 : What?

by Perhaps a pedophile January 31, 2018

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malt shop

The congregation of bitties in the 1950's. Where bros would go to poach the girl.

Hey man, let's go to the malt shop, I hear Ashley is down there.

by RaileyBace June 26, 2014

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The manly art of going out the week before Christmas and buying yourself a gift that you really, really want thus causing your friends/family to return the one that they bought you that you hadn't opened yet.

Him: "So I really wanted a new leather coat and I saw this on a Christmas Eve sale and bought it for myself. It's my way of Christman shopping"

Her: "I guess the one that I bought for you can go to the homeless shelter for Christmas. At least they'll appreciate it"

by GUK S. December 23, 2009

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