Santa Claused

When they hoe you so bad it can be described simply by one hoe, they hoe hoe hoed you

“Bro she kissed a fat ugly guy last night, she Santa Claused my ass”

by Most palone April 2, 2019

Santa Claus

A mysterious fat entity, said to dress in red clothing, that sneaks into houses and steals food. The common scientific name for this strange, rotund creature is "Homo holidayus". It is also known to enslave caribou to carry it's fat self to more food. One field study conducted near this creature's home base revealed another major fact: He also enslaves dwarfed human beings. Also observed was a caribou with a strange, glowing red nose.

Person 1: Did you hear about the cookie thefts last night?
Person 2: Yeah, they were caused by the infamous Santa Claus.

by -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_- January 5, 2021

Santa Daddy

Basically a sugar daddy, but only throughout the months of November to January 1st

Megan: Should i ask Brad to be my Santa Daddy?

Lisa: Um, DUH?!

by cuckertwentyfive November 11, 2018

Santa Stretch

A term referring to the 3 straight, full weeks of school that follow Thanksgiving break and preceed Christmas break.

John: Hey. Welcome back from Thanksgiving break!

Susan: Yeah, and now the Santa stretch begins. I can't wait till Christmas!

by InnerBeautyShows97 December 2, 2013

Santa Coco

A very poweful doggo who is more powerful than god and is the pet of the god of bread

Is it santa?, or a dog? no its Santa coco!

by Ultracanda August 27, 2022

santa vomit

over-the-top or excessive Christmas decor

Looks like Santa vomited in that house

by xstranger December 6, 2013

Santa Clause

did your mom tell you the truth yet?

"OMG Santa Clause?!"

by William<3 December 23, 2021