Polish halfer

To take a half day off for the first half of your shift.

Timm took a Polish halfer on Monday, after the Sunday night Packer game.

by phonedawgz December 5, 2021

Cat Polishing

Putting best pictures (not most recent) of yourself on dating apps

Stephanie was cat polishing her profile on tinder. That bitch doesn’t look that good right now

by Jr0ckk January 28, 2021

Chode Polishing

Performing oral sex on a man with an unusually fat and short penis.

Vanessa is going to be late to dinner, she is busy chode polishing at the frat house.

Vanessa has given up her day job and is now a full time chode polisher.

by TheyCallMeCrystal July 24, 2011

Polish Starfort

The Polish Starfort is when you get a girl, and you have the sexes with her, while you are also shitting on her face, and then you rub it in.

Guy 1: Yeah I heard she's wild. She did the Polish Starfort with that guy Damien.
Guy 2: What is the Polish Starfort?
Guy 1: It's a sex thing I know, and don't worry I totally know about the sex thing.

by iSorrowDaddy June 16, 2017

polish liver

polish liver
A person with a polish liver can withstand a huge amount of alcohol and that is almost invincible

Guy 1:,,Have you heard that drove with 50 percent alcohol blood level?"
Guy 2:,,Damn that dude must have had a polish liver!"

by AsGemiro November 27, 2021

polish headbanger

Chronic masterbater

Well he’d have gone on a date. But he’s a polish headbanger, and rather do it himself.

by 12233344445555 January 30, 2019

polish the beaver

To furiously rub the clitoris or labia to which the new surface looks clean and shiny

Polish the beaverMe and danica were polishing the beaver last night.
Furiously rubbing her puss

by websters slang February 25, 2015