road sock

The sock you use for masturbation on long road trips by yourself.

"Dude, I hate the long drive to my parents place!"
"Why don't you just bring a road sock and spank it while you drive?"

by Xaxen October 10, 2007

sock tucker

A derivative of cork soaker. A cock sucker. One who gobbles the baloney pony.

Look at that sock tucker run........

by Repeter September 15, 2007

Albuquerque Sock

Tattooing a "Sleeve" of images, or montages, on ones lower leg so that when you wear baggy shorts it gives the appearance of a having a fully tattooed leg. Very common in Albuquerque NM.

Hey did you see the Albuquerque Socks on that guy? one side was a bunch of Devils and the other was Angels. Looks like he got those tatts in jail.

by Victor Strange July 25, 2010

Half Sock

Half Sock is a universal term invented by Almighty Raf, MT, and VN in Statistics class. It is most commonly practiced to BS an exam.

I'm about to half sock the crap out of this test.

by The one and only Almighty... December 9, 2018

Burnt Sock

Burnt sock is the result of copious amount of anal sex, causing high levels of friction within the anus. After the inevitable combusion, the interior rapidly prolapses. The result is a burnt sock (similar to pink sock).

Man, I fucked Carey in the ass for over 40 minutes! She fucking burnt socked on me!

by Alvin the fudge packer October 9, 2010

Sock Smooch

When on the bottom of a 69 with a female who has been previously " Pink Socked " and her butthole starts pushing out and uou get worried that its goona keep coming out to the point it gives you a kiss on the forehead.

We were 69ing and her butthole pushed out and " Sock Smooched" me right on the forehead.

by SoggyBottomz July 14, 2015

brown sock

This is an especially cruel prank to play on somebody. Though there are few documented instances of somebody performing a brown sock attack, it has happened. Party A defecates into a large sock, preferably a tube sock. After the sock is weighted down with the fecies inside, Party A ties a knot near the secrtion of the sock that is occupied by the fecies. At this point, Party A proceeds to spin the sock around (holding it by the clean side of course) and smacks Party B (who is most likely drunk and/or passed out) across the face.

Though this assault is rarely painful, the ego of Party B will be severely bruised by this most unsanitary of pranks.

Yeah so Bob was being a dick the other day so I decided to give him a brown sock. When he wasn't looking I loaded up one of his tube socks and cracked him across the face with it. Oh the hilarity that ensued.

by Skeeter McDougal October 4, 2005