dildo sandwich

1)n. a dildo between two slices of white bread 2) n. a generic pejorative

1) mmm... dildo sandwiches! 2) Kyle has been acting like such a dildo sandwich lately

by guaranatsktsk October 21, 2008

cham sandwich

A ham and cheese sandwich.

Cham sandwiches are good.

by onethirtyeight June 7, 2005

Embryo Sandwich

Refers to an Egg Sandwich. The egg being the embryo of a chicken.

Don't go runnin' in da hall snackin' on yo' embryo sandwich.
Go suck on yo' embryo sandwich.

by Raymond Zheng September 23, 2005

Work Sandwich

Back to back shifts, sp. closing shift followed by an opening shift the next day, primarily making a night on the town impractical.

I can't man, work sandwich.

by Nartal April 19, 2011

Front sandwich

The vagina.

Dude, that chick had a tasty front sandwich.

I'd like to eat that front sandwich.

My front sandwich is cheesy?

You couldn't fit any more into that front sandwich.

Those pants are so tight i can see her front sandwich

by Mon-eeeee November 2, 2010

The Fakie Sandwich

When you know a guy likes you so you msg them "bring a condom. Oops wrong convo" just to be a dick and get them to stop hitting on you

Klaudia gave nik the fakie sandwich

by You'remother November 8, 2013

ennui sandwich

That's that thing when you've been waiting in line for the toaster, but you're so hungry you make yourself a bagel and eat it before you eat your actual toasted bagel.

I was really determined to use the toaster for my bagel but I was so hungry I had to make myself an ennui sandwich. I'm starting to think that the line for the toaster is actually a separate dimension where time has no meaning.

by KKPresident November 30, 2015