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Purity Politics

Noun. A methodology used to determine if a person is trust-worthy in a context based on their answer to a single question.
A: Do you think the band Weezer is good?
B: Yes.
A: I no longer trust your music taste.
B: Fuck you and your purity politics man.
by rimlessGlasses October 1, 2019
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Polite Penis

An average sized, unoffensive looking penis. He's kind, considerate, and doesn't boast about his ego.
"Tyreese isn't like the other guys, he only has a polite penis."
by Wittypoet September 24, 2018
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Politic Hands

It's what a politician's hands become when they are suddenly thrust into the spotlight. It takes some serious time to polish and groom this look as they feel that keeping their hands together at chest level, whilst gesticulating, makes us citizens feel that they are more trustworthy. Behind closed doors, they're hands return to their normal function.
Damn! That candidate looks like he's the real deal! I can tell because his Politic Hands show me that he would never steer us wrong!
by carlipet October 27, 2012
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Political Rapist

Someone who interjects with their political view every chance they get and constantly smashes the views opposite to their own.
Jim is such a political rapist. He won't shut up about how conservativism is racist and how Hillary is so much better.

Derek keeps telling me I voted for the wrong candidate and that my views are flawed, he's such a political rapist.

I'm tired of getting politcally raped by both Jim and Derek.
by Spetzi March 26, 2017
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Political climate

The various political opinions and ideologies, as well as people’s overall opinion of the government and the numerous political parties that are active at the time, held by the numerous populations and subpopulations in a specific society in a specific geographical location, which can vary in terms of scale. Political climate can be observed on the local level, county level, state level, regional level, national level, and international level. Political climate can be impacted by various demographic factors such as the amount of ethnic diversity the population has, which religions are the most commonly practiced in that area, how densely populated the area is, the atmospheric climate the area they are in has, particularly what types of natural hazards are they most prone to have, the socioeconomic conditions like in that area, how well educated the people in that area are, etc.
The national political climate is moving to support more liberal policies, including police reform, increasing restrictions on guns, loosen restrictions on immigration, promote gender equality, and so on.
by Vanguard 1998 April 25, 2021
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seat politics

the rotation of seats at a party. tatics and sneaky moves are essential part of the game plan go get yourself a seat.

A common occurance when the number of people is greater than the nuimber of seats at the party
he had been putting alot of thought into how to get a seat, thus he enters the seat politics.

When he stood up to use the toliet he forfited his seat in the quick game of seat politics
by scullymkts December 1, 2010
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KY Politics

When a political follower lets themselves get fucked over while believing they are being treated well.
Republican Mitch McConnell has become the richest politician in the country while his state has fallen apart and become the most impoverished state in the country.

His brainwashed supporters believe he is saving them from non existent oppression from liberals, when in reality he is just fucking them over.

That's KY Politics for you.
by Davezilla July 7, 2019
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