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colombian crankshaft

When a male dips his penis in egg, covers it in cocaine and then violently sticks it in his lovers unsuspecting anus
Man that Colombian crankshaft I did last night was amazing

St Columbas 

A school full of roadmen and gangbangers the olders in the school are klm sometimes and the year 7s in tht school are wet and butters always chasing for girls 🤮 Worst boys school in Bexleyheath
Girl: Yh my man goes to St Columbas
St Columbas by Anonymous badk April 30, 2020

Columbine 

I totally columbine'd your ass!
Columbine by Anonymous September 23, 2003

columbine 

col·um·bine
n.
Any of various perennial herbs of the genus Aquilegia native to north temperate regions, cultivated for their showy, variously colored flowers that have petals with long hollow spurs. Also called aquilegia.

\Col"um*bine\, a. L. columbinus, fr. columba dove. Of or pertaining to a dove; dovelike; dove-colored. ``Columbine innocency.'' --Bacon.


v. co·lum·bine
v. co·lum·bined, co·lum·bine, co·lum·bines
v. tr.

To destroy completely: Sarah thought she could sing, but I totally columbined her illusion.
To reduce to nonexistence.
To defeat decisively; vanquish.
To nullify or render void; abolish.

2. To destroy the form or peculiar distinctive properties of, so that the specific thing no longer exists; as, to columbine a forest by cutting down the trees. ``To columbine her hymen.'' --B ongLoader420

3. To destroy or eradicate, as a property or attribute of a thing; to make of no effect; to destroy the force, etc., of; as, to columbine an argument, law, rights, goodness, or a school.
"Holy Columbine, Batman, those Nazis sure don't like them Jews."

"Dude, I would so go columbine on her fine ass."

"There were these 8 gangstas all flailin' at eachother with weapons; it was columbindemonium."
columbine by BongLoader420 October 12, 2004

columbian necktie 

The act of slitting one's throat and pulling the esophagus through the opening creating.
if that guy keeps talking smack, I'm going to give him a columbian necktie for his birthday
columbian necktie by Max October 15, 2003

jb colombia 

The hottest guy in the earth and the best fighter to ever exist. This guy is known on the community for his amazing sexting and impressive hotness, tho he gets stalked by someone called central and he is disgusted about it.
jb colombia by JB Colombia April 24, 2020