Alex

An absolute spud, pretty small and derpy. Way smaller compared to someone named Harrison. Pretty cute tho. Midget.

Alex is soooooo short

by not a spud April 10, 2020

Alex

A FUCKING SIMP

Friend 1 “hey dude wanna go hang out at the park“
Friend 2“Nah bro Alex might be there”
Friend 1“So?”
Friend 2“He’s a simp”
Friend 1“Oh yeh he likes Addison. What a clown”

by Alex=simp April 18, 2020

Alex

all bitches blow him hottest guy ever single rn girls hit up

hey Alex!

by Carrotstick1231 February 16, 2018

Alex

Alex’s are beautiful girls and her smile and eyes are her best features. Alex stands out from all crowds due to her outgoing self and perfect body. Alex loves attention and chooses hardcore over normality, she is usually friendly but if she likes you she isn’t afraid to be bitchy. She is easy to talk to and easy to get along with and not easily put down. Alex loves boys and does get along with the opposite gender more than she does the same gender. Every guy wants Alex and yes she is a heartbreaker because she turns down quite the handful of boys but she wants what she wants and she usually gets it. If you are lucky enough to have an Alex in your life, do not let her go and do not take advantage of her. Because she will do anything for you.

Boy: Dangg, I saw the sexiest finest girl ever
Boy #2: what was her name?
Boy: Alex, I’m gonna make her mine

Boy#2: Bro no I want her.

by Ya ya ya it’s ya boi March 10, 2019

Alex

1. Extremely handsome, hot, and cute
2. So generous, kind, and loyal
3. Great to have as a boyfriend
4. LOVES Sugar
5. Best boy in the Bois Group

Venessa: OMG, Alex is so hot!
Kimberly: He is such a cutie
Bill: He is the best person in our friend group!

by Gregg Fulton April 20, 2021

Alex

A genuine, but sometimes secretive friend. He is a cunning planner and is great at math. Although he can easily attain a partner, he yearns for true love. They tend to to be very extroverted doing what they feel is most entertaining. He is a full blown risk taker, although his outward confidence hides a more vulnerable character. Due to their creativity and determination, Alex's work tirelessly to reach their long term goals. They love having fun and will risk embarrassment for a good laugh. Truly a life changing human being. The best boyfriend and best friend anyone could ever have. Alex is the most considerate, sweetest, and funniest person there is. Alex is sheltering, comforting, protective, generous, and loving. Alex can make you fall in love with him all over again each day no matter how many days you spend with him, and you'd surely never grow tired of him. Alex does tend to fuck shit up with how adventuresome, energetic, brave, and curious he is - but that's what makes Alex, Alex. Overall, Alex's are a constant source of laughs and are exceptionally loyal friends you'd be lucky to have.

Alex walks through a hall knowing and making jokes with everyone

by The kid named squid November 5, 2019

Alex

The lover of men rumored to come out every 10 years and flirt with boys returning to his sleep only after he's flirted with more than 17 boys

Human:is that ALEX?!?!?!?
alex:hey bb

by duk the homie February 28, 2022