jonathan anderson

a sexy man who's sadistic and likes to watch people suffer while failing his chem tests
once golf season comes, you'll be sure to never see him properly teach again!
but you just always gotta remember that his midriff attracts chocolate like high electronegativity elements

Is that a jonathan anderson? His dad-bod is really motivating me to get a 5 on the AP Chem exam!
He's like a siren with that deep, rich, and alluring voice of his. Oh my!

by aerodymanic March 7, 2022

Jonathan flaum

Has a massive cock and is crazy with the ladies

I couldn’t even fit Jonathan flaums cock in my mouth last night

by Maxi pad man November 16, 2019

Jonathan Lee

He makes you fart

Damn Jonathan Lee cute and all but he make me fart

by anonymous November 21, 2021

Jonathan chair

A term used to describe a piece of furniture decrepit and disgusting in nature, slathered with human secretion like ear wax, boogers, and saliva to the point that it must be destroyed.

Can you believe that use to be a nice piece of furniture and now it's turned into a Jonathan chair?

by Mary Posa July 8, 2021

jonathan byers

an amazing man who solos a universe

jonathan byers is amazing

by iamjonathanbyers March 13, 2023

Jonathan Goldstein

The most talented, never mealy-mouthed, Gimlet interlocutor. Jonny's sarcasm and sense of humor will make you want to listen to all the episodes of "Heavyweight" (available only on Spotify) in three days.

Listening to Jonathan Goldstein brightens my day.

I can't believe Jonathan Goldstein is Canadian - he is so funny!

by notAlexBlumberg January 31, 2022

Jonathan Efedje

A person with a knacks trim and cannot chat to girls.
Additionally, he has a small dick and his girlfriend doesn't love him.
Furthermore, he is a beta and the weakest person in juice.

That new guy who just moved into B016 at Purbeck, who attends Bournemouth Uni is such a Jonathan Efedje.

by Shush_67463 May 11, 2021