J. Carmack

1. The vessel in which the Makron manifests itself in our universe.
2. Co-founder of id software

1. Through J. Carmack the Makron will kill us all
2. If it were'nt for good ol' J. Carmack we wouldnt have fun games

by X.Legend June 11, 2006

Sleep j

when you give a sleeping person a bj (blow job)

dear husband was passed out on the couch again and I was so frustrated I gave him a sleep j in hopes of rousing him

by super8mm October 28, 2011

dick j

Short for Dick Job, or, "Hand Job". This is when the hand is used to create an orgasmic experience for a male.

Mary gave Sam a "dick j"! Can you believe it!!11one

by Richard Hedd April 12, 2007

Pound J

$5 dollar bag of weed,reefer,pot etc.
Ptown VA ALL DaY

This pound J will roll a nice L(blunt). A pound J weighs 0.6g.

by PtOWN$$VA June 1, 2011

J-Walking

Act of some illegal idiot attempting to cross the street where there is on-coming traffic and no crosswalk.

'There is no crosswalk here! Stop J-Walking! I will hit you!'

'Let me hit this J-walker man, it will be an improvement to the Gene-pool.'

by Anonymous 11111112929292894985 October 23, 2008

J-Hope

The sunshine of BTS. He is also the best dancer.

"J-HOPE!"

~Min Yoongi

by Purple Scorpion September 26, 2018

j lo

big ol' butt

Jennifer Lopez

by john batey January 30, 2003