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Tard Loop

Trying to get your point across by repeating the same thing over and over again in a retarded loop. Attempting to change the outcome. This is typically in a customer service setting where the loop-ee can do very little to aid the looper.
The following is a Tard Loop:

Tard: "I would like an apple please"
Clerk: "I'm sorry, we are out of apples, we will have more tomorrow. Would you like something else?"
Tard: "I really need an apple, I haven't had an apple all day."
Clerk: "I'm sorry..."
Tard: "I was really counting on having an apple, I like them"
Clerk: "I'm sorry,we'll have some by 8am"
Tard: "But I enjoy apples, I've eaten an apple every day since Nam"
Clerk: "....sorry... would you like an orange"
Tard: "I'm just disappointed, apple aaappleeeee."
by Jeraebb March 27, 2011
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Cards for Tards

Flashcards made by tard individuals to succeed on examinations (usually via computer because tards lack comprehensive handwriting and won't be able to understand what they wrote)
Normal people do not need flashcards to study.
Viknesh: Yo i made some Anki flashcards to study for the bio test. U should do it too or else you'll fail.

Melvin: YEA AII!! I aint making no 'cards for tards' out here. Ima harverd nigga.
by The Tard Shepherd May 13, 2019
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Ski-Tard

An obvious beginner skier or snowboarber who decides to get cocky and try black diamonds. he then gets to scared to do anything.

A person who is very bad at skiing or snowboarding who is always falling. usually falling right in front of a person.
"Where were you?"
Sorry man i was going down to the lift when a total ski-tard cut in front of me and bailed.
by triplec787 August 11, 2010
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Text tarded

A person who repeatedly sends you the same question in a text. Much like an askhole. Cousin to the fucktard.
How many times is that text tarded askhole going to send the same message!
by dksuperman March 28, 2016
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t-tarded

adj. the inability to use t9 (predictive text). t9 was designed to make typing text messages easier; however, the user must be smarter than the phone for feature to work properly. t-tardedness is enhanced with alcohol consumption.
"dude - do you ever read your nonsense texts before pressing the send button? you're totally t-tarded!"
by Irish Goddess October 18, 2008
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Tard tango

When playing call of duty: a duel where two players miss their knife lunges and circle each other whilst spamming their knife buttons.
Jimmy and Timmy were locked in a Tard tango yesterday.
by jormungard February 24, 2011
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tard ark

your kid rides a tard ark
by schatz77 August 22, 2010
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