Cold Can Syndrome

Believing one's canned drink will be cold by feeling the temperature of the can, only to then taste the warm liquid inside. May be used as an acronym (ccs). Also applies to bottles (cbs).

Person 1: The beers seem cold enough to drink, do you want one?
Person 2: Nah, I just put them in the fridge, you must have cold can syndrome.

Damn, the can was so cold I coulda sworn this wouldn't be so warm and gross! CCS is the worst...

by Unsatisfied Drinker August 17, 2010

Dead-Inside Syndrome

A rare, sometimes soul-destroying condition caused by one or two of the following:
Professor
School
Thumb Wounds

I have "Dead-Inside Syndrome" because Professor looked at me.

by Shelby Longbottom October 25, 2017

Alex James Syndrome

Alex James Syndrome: occurs once select patient is put in social circle he/she is comfortable with and transforms into a massive egoist/ cheese enthusiast

"Wow he's cocky"

"I know must be Alex James Syndrome"

by BlurCunt July 1, 2017

Hurts Derangement Syndrome

Hurts derangement syndrome (HDS) is a pejorative term usually for criticism or negative reactions to future MVP Quarterback, Jalen Hurts, that are perceived to be irrational, insecure and show complete lack of awareness of Hurts’ actual play, or promising future outlook.

The eagles defense was getting pushed all over the field, but Stephen Gallagher’s Hurts derangement Syndrome, caused him to blame the beloved QB for all the mistakes.

by Woodysanger November 15, 2022

cranio-phallus syndrome

Posho/ medical/ Latin name for being a dick head.

I do believe he is suffering from "cranio-phallus syndrome"...
I can confirm he suffers from "cranio-phallus syndrome"...
I think you should get in touch with "cranio-phallus syndrome" anonymous...
I'm so sorry. My "cranio-phallus syndrome" has flared up and I've made a complete arse of this....

by Dr. Jarov Phannibatter January 22, 2014

Snake Eater Syndrome

A weird phenomenon involving the 2004 video game Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater, where seeing a ladder automatically reminds one of the section in the game where Naked Snake has to climb a very tall ladder. This triggers recall of Cynthia Harrell's song Snake Eater, and in many cases verbal mimicry of the song.

Person 1: "oh hey look, a ladder!"
Person 2" "What a thrill..."
(Example of snake eater syndrome)

by ammbot November 4, 2021

Repeating Status Syndrome

A severe illness which involves a person's myspace or facebook status to be sent repeatedly, resulting in a lengthy vertical line of the same status. This syndrome can be deadly...if you experience any of the symptoms associated with it, please see a specialist at www.myspace.com or www.facebook.com

Setting a status as:

"I'm baking a cake!"

A healthy Myspace or Facebook account would appear like this:

"I'm baking a cake!"

However, with the symptoms of Repeating Status Syndrome, it would appear like so:

"I'm baking a cake!"
"I'm baking a cake!"
"I'm baking a cake!"
"I'm baking a cake!"
"I'm baking a cake!"
"I'm baking a cake!"
"I'm baking a cake!"
"I'm baking a cake!"


etc...

by tilly has rss, February 1, 2009