webster's law says that anytime a half drunk human male walks into a nut check battle between two or more males it will be at the exact worst moment in said battle where the target male is nut tapped inadvertantly by one or more of the combatants leading to the escalation of the target male joining in said fray after picking himself up off the floor.and making it a war of nut tappage.
by origen September 20, 2008
Get the webster's law of nut tappage mug.Conflation of the expressions drive me up a wall and driving me nuts. Basically when someone is annoying you so intensely it's almost like they're kicking you in the balls. Hence the reference to the word "nuts."
Co-worker: How's the project with Amy coming along?
Me: Holy moly ... she's really driving me up my nuts. I can't stand her constantly changing her mind about everything.
Me: Holy moly ... she's really driving me up my nuts. I can't stand her constantly changing her mind about everything.
by naughtybynature June 28, 2019
Get the Driving me up my nuts mug.Tight Nut Small Dick Syndrome or TNSD occurs when the penis and scrotum become very small and tight. TNSD makes an average size penis look like a tiny little acorn cock. TNSD is very common, and usually lasts for only a short period of time. Caffeine, cold weather and hard drugs often cause TNSD syndrome.
Friend 1: “Brah, my cock is so small right now, it looks like a tiny little acorn. It’s bugging me out!”
Friend 2: “Sounds like you’re suffering from Tight Nut Small Dick Syndrome brah, should go away in a little”
Friend 2: “Sounds like you’re suffering from Tight Nut Small Dick Syndrome brah, should go away in a little”
by NippleBob Crane March 6, 2021
Get the Tight Nut Small Dick Syndrome mug.When a two homosexual males engage in such mass quantities of anal sex that their nut bags get caked with fecal matter, while in Hawaii.
Robbie and Billie loved their honeymoon in Maui...Billie wasn't fond of the "Chocolate Covered Macadamia Nuts", Robbie on the other hand, couldn't get enough!
by Rhudolph the Red-Nose December 12, 2010
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Get the Jiggle Back Clapped My Nut mug.Making a big deal out of something so meaningless. Usually done in order to save a few dollars and/or headaches, but disregarding the big picture.
Jon: "My customer wants this specific package installed on the vehicle he's buying."
Larry(company owner): Well we can just put on the aftermarket package instead. It's basically the same and it will cost us less."
Jon: "But I already told him we'd get the original factory parts installed. Those are what he looked at, and what we already quoted."
Larry: "I don't care, business is slow and this is what we'll do for your customer!"
Jon: "Quit picking nuts out of monkey shit you douchebag! I quit!"
Larry(company owner): Well we can just put on the aftermarket package instead. It's basically the same and it will cost us less."
Jon: "But I already told him we'd get the original factory parts installed. Those are what he looked at, and what we already quoted."
Larry: "I don't care, business is slow and this is what we'll do for your customer!"
Jon: "Quit picking nuts out of monkey shit you douchebag! I quit!"
by JHop March 12, 2008
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