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12-time disease

(n). symptoms of this disease include adding -nm to the end of every post, posting after declaring your last post, and posting pictures of Lambeau and those damn fudgepackers to the north.
I tried to leave the message board, but 12-time disease got the best of me and I continued posting Lambeau pics after I said I was leaving -nm.
by Anonymous June 5, 2003
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pornhub time with my school (hot)

All of the school gathers around the TV to watch hardcore bdsm porn since my school loves it.
Hey! Can't wait to have pornhub time with my school!!! pornhub time with my school (hot)
by coolkid4543 March 12, 2019
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i hate you times infinity

"I hate you!"
"I hate you times ten!"
"I hate you times a hundred!"
"I hate you times a million!"
"I hate you times infinity!"
everybody loses their shit
by Kyle,that random guy. November 29, 2017
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error 503 connection timed out

error 503 connection timed out
guy: darn, urban dictionary timed out, now I'll never know what parswadim means
by icanttype May 4, 2018
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Peanut Butter Jelly Time ('PBJT')

- Noun
- A point in time when a feeling of relief, excitement overcomes a person.
After filing the 3rd Qtr 10-Q for Petrohawk, which entailed 2 wks of working 70+ hrs a week, the Petrohawk engagement team got up and screamed, "It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time ('PBJT')!"
by Akhil Patel November 22, 2006
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Every Time I Breathe Air

A remark used about something that is ongoing, redundant, never changing, redundant and redundant.
Melanie: I hate this job. I hate everyone I work with. They're all backstabbin' cocksuckers. I hate my salary. I can't afford to feed my fish. It's your fault, you dick!
Melanie's boss: You tell me that every time I breathe air.

Zoe: Gosh, I'm sick of this new server here at work.
Waggs: It crashes every time I breathe air. No worries.

Melanie: I hate being sober. I hate getting high all day. I hate you, dick. You raped my dreams and let them die, you fucker. I could have been a dancer, cocksucker.
Melanie's son: Yeah, I know, mom. You tell me every time I breathe air.

Waggs: Dang, how many times are they going to show Empire Strikes Back?
Zoe: Its Spike TV. They show it every time I breathe air. Heck, let's watch it again. No worries.

Melanie: Fuuuuuuuuuck. I hate my spending problem. I hate that I have no money to spend. I hate all this stupid shit I bought. I hate this clutter. I hate being called a fucking horder all the time. I fucking hate you, bitch. Why didn't you get me that abortion?
Melanie's mom: Trust me I would have gotten my abortion if I had the money.
Melanie: Wait... what?? YOUR abortion.
Melanie's mom: Oh dear. Did I say that out loud?
by PDXJohnny99 May 22, 2013
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The Flying Dutchman (high times definition)

from the book of senses.

When a person that nobody wants to see shows up out of nowhere when these people hangout,he/she is called the flyinf dutchman.the flying dutchman also has the ability to ruin any plan made.
Amir:"yo so whats the deal,are we going or no?"

Nik:"no The Flying Dutchman (high times definition) ruined the plan"
by Nik Armi February 4, 2010
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