national pop a tit day

pop your tittys in discord dms.

“hey girl pop your tits”
it’s national pop a tit day

by Pee do do May 6, 2022

National fuck a toaster day April 24

Fuck a toaster On April 24th

Stick your dick in a toaster for national “fuck a toaster day”

Wow I can’t wait to fuck a toaster on National fuck a toaster day April 24

by KnifePanther April 15, 2021

National Kiss Your Homie Goodnight Day

Celebrated on November 5th, the National Holiday of Kissing Your Homies Goodnight is a recently added U.S. holiday in which every homie must kiss at least one homie goodnight.

Ayo, it’s National Kiss Your Homie Goodnight Day, kiss me for the one time.

by @steezydarrin November 2, 2020

national girls have to say yes to everything

girls can’t say no

“will you go out with me”
“n- oh wait, yes”
“it’s national girls have to say yes to everything day”

by big johnnnyyyy November 4, 2020

National fuck you kara day

On October 18th you get to go up to kara and say fuck you.

Hey kara fuck you-national fuck you kara day

by No mol i dont want pizza roles October 17, 2019

October 17 National Complain to Karen Day

On October 17 this time, YOU are the one to complain to Karen

Me: Karen the water is supposed to be 38 degrees, not 37!

Karen: Wait, what?

Me: It is October 17 National Complain to Karen Day! That means I complain to you this time :)

by obesetoenails October 15, 2019

National slap Ella and beau’s ass day

On may 7th you get a free ass slap on either Ella or beau and they can’t do anything about it

Boy1- it’s National Slap Ella And Beau’s ass day let’s get em
Boy2- let’s do it
*slaps their ass’*
Ella & beau- imma get u

Boy1&2-you can it’s national slap Ella and beau’s ass day

by What you saying b lmao June 3, 2018