Vocab Monkey

Abbreviation of Vocabulary Monkey.
A little monkey that steals things like money, gum, shoes, and etc. especially loves to steal vocab. books. Hence the name Vocab Monkey. Once the item is stolen it tends to be placed in their territory so beware.

Katrina fulminated at the Vocab Monkey because it stole her shoe.

by Jess October 20, 2003

Jesus Monkey Lords

What you say when you have nothing else to say
see French Poodle Cheese Dip

jesus monkey lords i am bored!

by George Hoefer March 28, 2005

Purple Monkey Dishwasher

A dishwasher made by the world famous 'Purple Monkey' brand. Comes with one year garantee.

"That dishwasher is l33t"
"I know, it's Purple Monkey"

by fire extinguisher November 1, 2004

Monkey Fart Fucker

One who fucks monkey farts, Finding great joy and pleasure from it.

No we can not take Timmy to the zoo because he a monkey fart fucker

by JND Nodice January 31, 2009

Hammer monkey tight

Very, very cool!! Better then usual.
tight: meaning this is cool, awsome.
Hammer Monkey Tight: Of the chart!!

This outfit is Hammer Monkey Tight!!
Or those wheels are Hammer Monkey Tight!!

by Gab August 12, 2006

Monkey on your back

Severe relentless back pain one gets during opiate withdrawal.

hardest part of detox will be the monkey on your back

by XsubZ April 17, 2010

sea monkey stew

ejaculate

I sprayed her tits with sea monkey stew.

by andy fry March 21, 2003