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jack ongman

The hottest guy on the fucking planet 😍
Friend 1- I wanna meet a hot guy

Friend 2- Go talk to jack ongman

Friend 1- shit he’s too hot
by Jack ongman May 12, 2018
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Jack

A person who has the biggest cock in the world. Any girl who sees his cock will be instantly stunned.
I am the Jack.
by fuckyourmummy May 20, 2023
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Jack

a guy who comes along in ur life and takes u out of a really dark place, shows u how to deal with ur mental health ; sadly u start to rely on this person. he meets ur whole family and they all love him and u promise them that he isn’t like the other guys who have mentally abused u or lied and cheated, but then shockingly starts to use u and cannot decide if he likes u or not. cheats on his gf and then won’t stop talking about her to u, which obviously really hurts u because u really like him, then he finally decides that he does like u and decides to ask u to be his girlfriend after 7 long months of back and forth and u date for a month and 2 days and he breaks up with u because he wants to be free and explore everything else, during ur relationship he would comment on this one specific girls posts and u would ask him not to because u didn’t like it but he still did and he would ditch u to go and meet her without telling u which was dodgy, but u weren’t controlling because u knew he was controlled in the past and didn’t wanna be that bitch so u let him but then come to find out that after he has broken up with u he has “developed” feelings for this girl and now u have to do a whole ass musical w him and pretend like u don’t wanna cry ur eyes out every 20 seconds. he has a wondering eye and is always trying to find “better” soooo u j deal w it and pretend like nothing happened cause YOURE A BAD BITCH
“oh u know jack the one who has a new girl every week”
by if.u.cant.tell. April 12, 2020
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Jack Cutler

1. a fuckboy
2. the biggest Jasckass that is on the planet the sits on everyone's feelings cuz he wants to fuck everyone's ass
"Have you seen Jack Cutler?"
"Yeah. I saw him with a big group of whores."
"WHAT??? He told me he was SINGLE!!!!"
"You should go kick his micropenis all to hell."
by jackthecutter November 13, 2019
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buck jack

A word the can be used to describe any event.
" Girl, I got this weave in today and it fell out, I was like this shit is buck jack!"
by Michael LaTour April 20, 2008
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Jack

It's for the people who suck their mum every night and sometimes also with his or her dad
by Chunkjrjr May 18, 2019
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Jack

Stupid bitch who can't do pushups and has no right telling people they have bad pushups dumb bitch thinks weights will reduce his height skinny little boy Jack deserves the ring dinger
Jack:That's the worst pushups I've ever seen
Person:i will box the shit outta you jack
by anonymous August 28, 2022
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