Fat David

A Large white man named David

Some say he’s a myth
Some say a legend

Others call him One Big Cracker
Owner of Dinyo

Why is Fat David’s dad so fuckin wild

by YBoog69 October 21, 2025

Fat

Nah, I'm in the middle of something. I'm doing a bit. I'm doing a bit where I'm Joe Rogan and Jordan Peterson's worst nightmare. I'm being a fat loser and a psychopath who lives in a dumpster and doesn't worship them.

Hym "No. I'm being fat now. I'll get in shape when I'm done."

by Hym Iam April 2, 2023

Fat Yeet

When you yeet something with such intensity that your weight could rise.

I hit a fat yeet on Bill yesterday.

by Thot_Pockets December 13, 2018

fat samson

A term used for long haired men, who would suck the shit out of another man's ass.

Clay Mathews is such a fat samson, he can probably taste the corn Aaron Rodgers ate last night.

by JeromeB March 12, 2018

Fat Bitch

Litterally Eme...

By stox November 28, 2021

Yo eme you a fat bitch lmao

by StoxCS November 27, 2021

free-fatting

When you decide to wear a clingy dress or shirt without shape wear

It is 100 degrees out. I don't care I'm free-fatting this dress today

by Tphoto May 1, 2014

Fat day

When a day is so bad you cant even comprehend it. Typically fat days occur when you are at your lowest point in life and can’t continue on.

“I honestly might kill myself, today was such a fucking fat day.”

by Puffsultrasoft June 30, 2022