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by Ts17% July 16, 2022

Daft Guy

A person who is just stupid, not in terms of how smart they are but just in terms of common sense.
Some one who just does not understand basic concepts and acts like they were born yesterday.
Daft guy is gender neutral and feel free to use it anywhere in any conversation.

"For goodness sake Peter you DAFT GUY"

by ChulzDaDaftGuy March 24, 2024

Bread guy

Bread guy is overwhelmingly corrupt and he also smells of rotten fish. Secret is a bottom feeding submissive squeaker.

Person 1: Bread guy is corrupt.
Person 2: True dat
Person 3: wtf don't say that
*Person 1 and 2 block Person 3*

by TheGuy51 August 3, 2020

Tough guy

A male, typically on the older spectrum, who feels the need to represent their masculinity -or "toughness"- at any given moment. They do this in a violent manner, often with threats, physical combat, destruction of property, etc. These people are always fighting for something incorrect which makes them disliked by normal people. Their natural habitat varies but they are most stereotypically associated with Walmart, parking lots, and other food/shopping chains.

"That guy's trying to fight an innocent person. He seems to want to assert male dominance here in this Walmart. He MUST be a tough guy."

by Dude with time. July 6, 2021

No Bullshit Guy

A guy who is generally nice guy but when it comes to serious matters he does not joke around.

James: A customer was disturbing the peace in my shop today, I then phoned the police without even a warning.
Scott: You are must be a no bullshit guy

by Shaman3 January 1, 2023

gui-toe

An italian man with a tiny tiny tiny tiny microscopic penis, no im sorry, pinky

omg kate, i went to look at his gui-toe and i couldnt find it it was soooo fucking small dude

by cocklikr5 January 21, 2010

That guy

That one friend of yours who who is a time and energy vampire, always asks for favors, and creates drama. Meanwhile, all your other friends are chill af and cause no problems with you.

I need a new best friend, even though I've known him for 20 years, he is totally that guy..

by SoNotThatGuy June 18, 2016