african spider monkey

Where a man gorillaglues his feet to the ceiling and a woman climbs up him and they 69 whilst they are both violently shitting

Oh shit dawg, me n' my girl were being freaky doin the African Spider Monkey

by D0gm3at August 3, 2019

Monkey D. Luffy

That one dude from One Piece who is probably homosexual considering how much he likes putting meat in his mouth.

Girl: "I like Monkey D. Luffy!"
Man: "He is gay"

by Jeef The Dumbass July 21, 2022

angry monkey face

When a man blows his load on a woman's face then pulls out a handful of pubes and throws them on her cummy face.

Gave a bird angry monkey face last night. Good job I didn't shave my pubes

by Blackdragonchjt February 27, 2016

Gong Show Monkey

a hockey term for a player, usually a grinder, who most players think is crazy.

Marty McSorely was a gong show monkey for the LA Kings.

by slapshot October 11, 2008

Horrible Monkeys in the Wilderness

If they find you, they will eat you.

The Horrible Monkeys in the Wilderness aren't even clever, and they got my leg.

by You Real Name June 24, 2010

nigerian jungle monkey

A Nigerian jungle monkey is a derogatory word for nigger

Hey that girl looks like a Nigerian jungle monkey

by Jjdjcjcicjjdjc November 12, 2016

sing like a monkey

when a partner's cheeks start to make a clapping sound and the partner starts to moan.

she likes to sing like a monkey at night...

by iukek1n1 July 19, 2010