Fart jealousy

When you suddenly get the urge to fart in response to someone else’s fart

Damn, Billy’s been ripping ass all day. I’ve got fart jealousy

by Logzbaker November 28, 2019

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think you the shit bitch you not even the fart

The most bestest insult ever. (Also a song by ice spice but we don’t really care that much do we)

Person 1: nahhhh you got ZERO rizz…
You: think you the shit bitch you not even the fart GRAH *struts away*
Person 1: WWHHAATTTTTTTTTTT *explodes from the insult*

by August has so much rizz February 23, 2024

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Pop Fart

When you are making a food item in the toaster and the ding scares you so much you fart.

That was the loudest pop fart I’ve ever heard!

by IHasPseudonym January 5, 2019

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muckle fart

Little louis (AKA J.L), is a literal, muckle fart!

person 1: areet muckle fart

person 2: whats that stompin down the street, its r u b y the one a beat

by XXXkeanelovercarlWAFFLES#BREF2 June 21, 2023

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So there was these two blokes standing on the elevator back in the early 1900's, one man let out a particularly crotch staining fart while the other bloke just looked at him with this weird fucking look of disgust on his face, and ever since then it's been known as fart face.

What's your Malfunction Fart Face

by Dynamite Dave Dudemyster June 17, 2021

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Smell-o-fart

One who thinks themself higher than those around them. Often characterized by a cocky, pompous, overconfident attitude. Those who are considered Smell-o-farts often hold their head high with their nose in the air, as if they are trying to sniff a fart.

Karen: Why don't you have any more canned green beans? My husband is a lawyer and I will sue if I am not treated with better customer service. Let me speak to your manager a young man.
Kyle: Why are you making that face?
Karen: Excuse me? I asked for the manager.
Kyle: I am the manager, get out of my store you smell-o-fart

by monkeysbutt May 16, 2020

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