Skip to main content

Porn Fart

A fart when, or in the act of sexual intercourse, especially while shooting a porno.

Mainly occurs while anal is taking place, some consequences lead to gonorrhoea, heroes, and smeg buildup. In worser cases can cause radioactive superpower to deal with shitting explosively
Person 1: Oi, daddy give it to me in my bumhole *whimpers* *farts aggressively*

Person 2: Nah I’m pretty sure you’ve just shat all over my scrawny little shaft, I seen this before, did you just porn fart?

Person 1: Sorry papa, you can pull out now

*slips it out*

Person 1: fucking shits all over his scrotum, rectum ring, and intestines.
by Xankii Wild, Alex Wheeluzz October 23, 2025
mugGet the Porn Fart mug.

Fart

Are u trying to know what a fart is everyone knows what it is

(Butt) *farts*
A fart is when the gas in ur bottom comes out
by Tamba boy 😎😎😎 August 10, 2022
mugGet the Fart mug.

baldi fart

baldi fart is baldi fart
by flamin_lol July 21, 2024
mugGet the baldi fart mug.

Fart

Farting- a gas consisting of methane and oxygen that derives from the stomach and runs down to the anus which often times carries feces which exits the anus and commonly enters the nose of any nearby person.
Shit dude! Stop the farting!

What is in the ass you'll find in the nose
by Dr proffecor Patton! December 31, 2012
mugGet the Fart mug.

fart parcels

When you walk about a room or area making lots of little farts one after the other while you walk.
"Oops, I've been leaving little fart parcels all around this room!"
by jambags38 September 26, 2011
mugGet the fart parcels mug.

Faux Fart

When all typical gaseous characteristics are met and one approaches the release of said gas in the form of a flatulent (ˈfärt - verb) but they ultimately end up releasing diarrhea instead. The faux fart phenomenon is most commonly reported after significant alcohol consumption when ones fine motor skills are impaired. Although data has not yet surfaced to support the claim, it is believed that the Faux Fart is the #1 cause of underwear loss.
Remember last night when I drank those 40’s of Old English 800? I must have been drunker than I thought cuz I guessed wrong on a the Faux Fart.

Jimmy thought he was going to drop a loud ass bomb, but he ended up tossing his underwear in the garbage due to a Faux Fart.
by A. Massey October 3, 2020
mugGet the Faux Fart mug.

Fart Boomer

Boomer's who look like/sound like someone farted in their cereal.
by TheHugeFartEgg December 8, 2022
mugGet the Fart Boomer mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email