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Get the Irish Jack mug.So extremely pissed off that your face turns red, smoke comes out of your ears and you go almost insane
Dave: Hey John what happened?
John: Bill took the last can of soup out of the cupboard.
Dave: That sucks.
John: Yeah, I was hotter than a jacked off mountain lion on a hot tin roof
John: Bill took the last can of soup out of the cupboard.
Dave: That sucks.
John: Yeah, I was hotter than a jacked off mountain lion on a hot tin roof
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Get the I don’t like Jack Harlow my dad was just joking lol I don’t like people interviewing me. mug.A popular researcher at the SCP Foundation who's cursed with immortality due to his amulet, SCP-963 (long story). Very silly, does lots of pranks. You can use his name to make puns to annoy your friends
(Dr Jack Bright, aka Bright puns)
I have a bright idea!
Things are looking very bright today!
On the bright side, my prank was successful
I have a bright idea!
Things are looking very bright today!
On the bright side, my prank was successful
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Get the Dr Jack Bright mug.Jack is just an absolute fuck boy and does so much crack it could kill an elephant… and that’s on a good day. His favourite food is Donna flaps and mouldy ham sandwich. He likes to touch his friends on a night out and if he gets lucky takes the boys back home with him.
Her : Is that Jack didn’t he suck someone off last night.
Him : yeah then he ate that girls Donna flaps.
Him : yeah then he ate that girls Donna flaps.
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