Adjective from the Sheffield dialect.
Someone who refuses to go to Corporation on a monday night claiming illness as an excuse.
Can be abbreviated to "mjc".
Someone who refuses to go to Corporation on a monday night claiming illness as an excuse.
Can be abbreviated to "mjc".
1: u coming to corp
2: no feel ill
1: u absolute loser
2: shut up corps dirty vodka on a bad stomach is just suicide
1: no its not, you monkey jew cunt
2: no feel ill
1: u absolute loser
2: shut up corps dirty vodka on a bad stomach is just suicide
1: no its not, you monkey jew cunt
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Someone who likes to chat shit and has a lack of respect.
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Tourist: "Excusez moi, I was 'oping to locate some utterly clueless fuckwits to mock. I am a long way from 'ome and 'ave no idea where to look."
Helpful person: "Sadly, you aren't actually in America, so the number of utterly clueless fuckwits is going to be quite low. What you need to do is visit the on-line Urban Dictionary. The people that run that thing are such brainless shit-cunts that I'd be surprised if they weren't ALL American! Hahahaha!"
Tourist: "Hahahahahaha! They must be real Out Of Touch Cunts, nes pas?"
Helpful person: " Yes! They really are! Utter fucking wankstains, the lot of them! Allegedly!"
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